A quotation from my favorite radio show

[A big strong fireman]

Tom Scharpling (the host): "You don't know the name of the fish, do you?"
The Gorch: "I'm not sure . . . I think something like 'Andy'?"
TS: "I've actually spoken to that fish."
TG: "He was wearing a baseball cap that said 'Andy.' "
TS: "Yes, exactly."

Will this make the reason for my devotion to the show clear? Perhaps not.

[enya]

It didn't clear anything up for me, sorry. Perhaps you could tell me what the fish was drinking?

[A big strong fireman]

Brandy, though he started off with a bottle of bourbon.

[enya]

Was it the "special" brandy?

[A big strong fireman]

Nope. Cognac, I suspect.